A Bunch of Jokes
(With the help of my younger sister)
1. One dog said to another, “You’re fat!”
The other dog said, “No, I’m just a husky.”
2. Why was the train a good-eater?
Because it “chew-chewed”.
(From BabyCenter.com)
1. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school.
2. A prisoner, after many years, is finally released.
He runs around yelling, “I’m free! I’m free!”
A little kid walks up to him and says, “So what, I’m 4.”
(From jokes4us.com)
1. What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta!
2. What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits!
3. What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey!
4. What did the penny say to the other penny?
We make perfect cents.
5. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
So he could have sweet dreams.
6. Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Sources:
Kelmon, Jessica. "15 Great Jokes for Kids." BabyCenter. BabyCenter L.L.C. Web. 25 Apr. 2015. <http://www.babycenter.com/0_15-great-jokes-for-kids_10317809.bc>.
"Kid Jokes." Jokes4us.com. Jokes4us.com. Web. 25 Apr. 2015. <http://jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/kidjokes.html>.