The Old Lady
By: Olamide Taiwo
Staff Writer
The old lady
When an old lady went to town,
She saw everybody in a frown,
She said alright,
We can’t give up without a fight.
She looked at everyone,
And said this would be fun.
Then she looked at the plants,
And they started to rant,
And heard one say where are my pants,
She said oh my, oh dear,
This is what I feared.
I guess I have to fry a pig or,
They’ll turn into earworm fig.